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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 02:55
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
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share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
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Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
What happens when you need emergency surgery in countries with universal healthcare vs the US?
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
With record crowd watching, Sky get blown out by Fever in first WNBA game at United Center - AP News
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
Why won't my mom let me come home if I'm homeless?
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Is it ok for someone to crossdress in public?
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why can't hot girls date ugly guys? I am ugly but I want an attractive girlfriend
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!